aj take

an egregious take on any world subject that there is a clear straight forward answer too that anybody should know.

last night jack said that mix martial arts isn’t a hard sport, man that was an aj take.

by a funguy123 May 24, 2024

take a lick

To take a hit of Acid/Lsd

Do you wanna take a lick homie

by YuhhhhB October 6, 2017

Taking a Bregoli

Another way of saying taking a shit name after the no-talented piece of shit Danielle Bregoli who became famous from being on Dr Phil and starting the whole cash me outside movement.

I need to take a bregoli after hearing what I heard.

Damn there is nothing like taking a bregoli before work.

by BugsyMx80 March 1, 2023

take ya lumps

The final step to joining a gang. It may hurt, but after ya take ya lumps you're in. Then the hard part is getting out of the gang. You never gon get out tho

OW! STOP KICKING ME!
Take ya lumps ya little bitch. Then you can be a 26th street Furry

by FrightenedMudkip August 9, 2016

Take the winky

For when something is "Taking the piss" you may elect to say "Take the winky" instead, if you're a good christian boy.

*When you die 1v1 and the ignite doesn't finish them off*
"Ah man, take the winky"

by StinkyWinkySmegga October 2, 2021

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

Catchphrase of the Deltarune character Jackenstein.

Guy 1: YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
Guy 2: okay

by JackensteinLover1031 June 27, 2025

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023