phil syndrome

When one's eye is itching or causing an aching pain, possibly due to wearing one contact lens.

"my eye is sore" "ah yes, you have phil syndrome"

by Lindzybitch June 13, 2005

elephant syndrome

When a person (usually female) once had a larger than average booty and then lost it, which is followed by her still wearing the old clothes which had been streched to fit the original ass, leaving loose material around the bum resembling an elephant rear.

Sometimes when you see one of these people it's best to ask them if they are aware that they've lost their rump.

"April still wears those old ass jeans?"
"Yeah, it's sad, elephant syndrome strikes again."

by Helljin December 28, 2005

Romero Syndrome

A rare medical disorder, similar to Tourettes Syndrome, that causes the afflicted to randomly shout verb tenses while conjugating.

The boy suffering from Romero Syndrome did poorly on his verb conjugation quiz.

by That kid on the Other Team May 12, 2009

Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 16, 2008

issitt syndrome

a rare incureable disease which causes gayness. common symptons are thin heads and bonie bodys

tom issitt from mawsly

by dave January 28, 2005

London Syndrome

Two words: Tea addiction.

-14 o'clock! Time for my tea break.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!

-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.

by Urban_Fellow December 6, 2006

Down Syndrome

When you have a syndrome where you like to lie down a lot.

Seriously, who thought it was a genetic disorder??? Y'all as stupid as a football player in a marching band.
Ok, if I really have to write an example, here goes nothing...
Micycle: Do you see him, an intellectual, over there? Why is he lying down???
Vladimir Putin: Yes he has Down Syndrome.
Micycle: You mean where he likes to lie down a lot?
Putin: Yes.
Him, an intellectual: I LAY

by AB365 December 18, 2017