Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

Rules Of The Internet

#63 has been reassigned!
#Rule 63: The proposition that it is possible to find genderswapped versions of every fictional character, especially as fan arts on the internet.

Rules Of The Internet: Bowsette applies to rule 63

by 18thAngel September 27, 2018

slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.

Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.

by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018

Rule of three cliché

A common thing that appears in video games.In order to get the next objective the player must destroy,kill,talk,conquer...etc. three things.

"Kill the Elite Three in order the pass the gate"

"Rule of three cliché strikes again"

by MrRedflick October 3, 2018

mango rules

Where person one in the relationship wants a food item, but if the person 2 wants thus same item he/she has to get their own because the first mentioned will not share.

Not withstanding that if the first's item is finished the second has to share.

Person 1-"im getting a chocolate, you want one? "
Person 2-"can't i just share with you?"

Person 1-"hell no Mango Rules"

by Budjiebezuidenhout April 2, 2018

The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)

Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!

by That bitch tree May 14, 2018

Rule 34

Some weird-ass internet rule that could severely damage one's childhood.

Rule 34 is the rule that if something exists on the internet, there's porn of it.
(i disrecommend searching it up)

by that fucking degenerate weeb April 15, 2018