poo mom

A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.

Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!

Y/n: God your such a poo mom!

by Shreksmoonlight05 April 2, 2021

Mouth poo

Vomit

Please excuse me, I am forced to mouth poo

by njb45 April 10, 2021

Poo

Human Excrete

I made defined the word poo because I already am running out of Ideas already.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Sneek-a-poo

A SNEEK-A-POO (english, noun) is a habit one displays which is initially taken to be charming or even cute that, as it becomes more apparent, grows increasingly disturbing.

We all knew for a long time Scott's only sneek-a-poo was just guessing fart ingredients...but now that he's got a murken sneek-a-poo...well, I can't even go swimming with him anymore.

by Whosthematter? April 16, 2021

Poo Nuts

When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D

Much love x

Person 1: Hey! Did you know
Person 2: Poo Nuts.

by poo nuts maker April 17, 2021

poo

poo is thing that come out bum

poo

by user483 April 18, 2021

the poo snatchers

a group of people that steal poop straight from the asshole. you can identify them by the shit around their mouths.

Sanjay: "watch out for the poo snatchers!"
John: "my shit!"

by Dante the cock burglar April 26, 2021