ur mom

An insult

dude - so what did you do last night?
other dude - ur mom.

by itotallyhaveanawesomename December 10, 2019

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021

Ur mum

Fat

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

Ur mom

MILF

Ur mom is a milf

by Badlands chugs October 4, 2019

Ur dead

Means you are about to get exposed or busted

Dude ur dead if your parents find out about this

by Anagd August 27, 2021

ur mom

the most insulting comeback, it can be used in any and all situations.

emma: my dog said he's already tracer
johnny: ur mom
emma: dies of hurt feelings

by Imreallygayy December 2, 2018

Ur Mom

An annoying, yet addictive slang for when someone has nothing else to say.

Whoever: "What's your favorite color?"
You: "Ur mom."

by Ghost*Writer September 10, 2022