reach impediment

a disorder short people have

Jose needs a ladder because he has a reach impediment.

by deucebag211 June 2, 2018

intelectually impared

a complete and utter idiot

cameron you are so intelectually impared.

by shep 27 June 13, 2018

Playtime impostor

Pretending to have an orgasim during sex

When I was in a girl one night, I had to be a playtime impostor, and she never noticed.

by Sectarian July 1, 2018

reely impleson

A nickname for some who is absent-minded.

Might as well call her Reely Impleson since she wandered aimlessly off that cliff.

by novaaquarii31 May 12, 2018

VGLT Implode

A nigar dat plays Cwiticwal ops also nub

VGLT Implode/Zippo/Emre/Focus/F5/Infuse... (Yes he has changed his name 6 times)

by Dvko July 16, 2018

Second Impression

The defining moment in a relationship in which a person decides if there going to stay in the relationship. This includes work relationships in which a manager decides to keep that person on or throw them out. Even if that moment is only Physically a few seconds, in the brain it may last an eternity. That second impression can happen at any moment in life, while under great stress, while in great fear, or happiness.

2: The split second after Rejection or Affirmation. The impression we get from how a person handles rejection or congradulation. Do they jump for joy, weep in fear, low in drepression or disappointment, Scream in anger.

It was during Jill Second Impression that made her believe she could stay with john for the rest of her life and all eternity...

by Theamazinggeek July 17, 2018

divine imperium

two words describing godlike powers to ensure certain results or victory

The castle was a divine imperium as it could never be taken down.

by pussack August 5, 2018