not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022

fire

1. something to cook food with
2. something thats really cool

1. i cooked food with fire isnt that incredible
2. "did u hear ronald McDonald's new mix tape"
" yea it was pretty fire"

by Morgan john March 4, 2019

Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.

Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny

by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024

Fire Carranzanista

A participant in the 2019-20 Fire Carranza movement to oust New York City Schools Chancellor Richard Carranza. Protests were often outside New York City Hall, Tweed Courthouse (headquarters of the New York City Department of Education) and meetings attended by Chancellor Carranza. Protestors often shouted "Fire Carranza!" at these rallies.

A Fire Carranzanista got so riled up he got run down by Richard Carranza's car.

by Bill Florio March 24, 2022

You're fired

You're fired. You can't fire me I quit. You can't quit I quit. You can't quit you're a frog. You can't frog me you're my wife . I'm not you're wife you're MY wife! Hey honey how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit you're job, you're fired! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Guy 1: Have you seen asdfmovie 12?
Guy2: It's full of dead memes from 2010.
Guy1: Yeah true.

Boss: You're fired!

by Skeletonbones November 10, 2020

Fire is HOT

Better than anyone but tensiegod
VERY HOT
VERY active
VERY smort
VERY fire

FIRE IS HOT
FIRE IS HOT is a very cool dude
FIRE IS HOT is awesome

everyone likes FIRE IS HOT

by FIRE_IS_VERY_HOT August 24, 2021

Fire Hydrant Vagina

PROJECTILE SPEWING VAGINA WHEN CUMMING

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.

by haleyyyla April 6, 2016