eydx or eyedx 

eye doctor or eye doctors

eydx or eyedx office

eydx or eyedx by new decade man January 3, 2010

eye-to-bag ratio 

Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that

ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty

where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and

k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:

beauty ∝ξ

Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.

eye-to-bag ratio by hoz0r July 23, 2010

Eyelignment 

Similar to the alignment of a car's wheels, eyelignment is a concept of spacial reasoning which enables a person to distinguish between straight and crooked. When a person erects a ladder or parks a car in a crooked manner even though it is perceived by that person as straight they are thought to have poor eyelignment.

*While cleaning the gutters out*

man 1: do you really think that ladder is standing up straight?

man 2: yea it's fine, why?

man 1: that's not even close, you should get your eyelignment checked.

Eyelignment by pillsberry bro boy November 29, 2010

eyod 

"eat-your-own-dust"

derived from Marvin the Martian's 'eat my space dust'

you're such a scamming jerk, a report happy. Go and do 'eyod!' if you want some, go and eat my dust too!

eyod by heisPYO January 9, 2011

Eye between the cheeks 

the butt hole or anus

I got her in the eye between the cheeks last night and it was great

Eye between the cheeks by lildickassnigga February 26, 2011

Eye Corset 

slang for a woman who's had too many facelifts and her eyes are pulled back like an Egyptian cat. When viewed from the front, it appears there is a corset behind her head that has been made too snug.

This came about while watching Susan Lucci's most recent infomercial on face cream. I said, it looks like she has an Eye Corset! Her eyes were so taut they couldn't even close- like an Egyptian Hieroglyph!

Usage: Check out that "Eye Corset!".

Eye Corset by outlawmonk April 15, 2011

eyeliner overdose 

When someone wears so much eyeliner that they are likely to die of eyelid cancer

Look at that scene kid, total eyeliner overdose!

eyeliner overdose by featherheadress April 21, 2011