Eyelignment 

Similar to the alignment of a car's wheels, eyelignment is a concept of spacial reasoning which enables a person to distinguish between straight and crooked. When a person erects a ladder or parks a car in a crooked manner even though it is perceived by that person as straight they are thought to have poor eyelignment.

*While cleaning the gutters out*

man 1: do you really think that ladder is standing up straight?

man 2: yea it's fine, why?

man 1: that's not even close, you should get your eyelignment checked.

Eyelignment by pillsberry bro boy November 29, 2010

Eyepigmentin

This is when a humans eye changed colour based on mood.
Some examples are:
Brown: happy
Blue: sad
Red: anger
Green: jealousy
On most people the colour change is only slight but on others it can be quite drastic!

P1: Omg your eyes are red do u have pink eye or smth? Ew
P2: No im just angry! Its just eyepigmentin mines drastic!
P1: oh makes sense

Eyepigmentin by Tresmeeee January 11, 2023