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Your son is dead...

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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dead roach

When a gunner runs down the football field on a kickoff and pie plows some helpless bastard!
Jared mowed over 3 guys on that kickoff they all looked like dead roaches!
by Knite rider January 30, 2014
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Dead Bugging

Laying on your back like a dead bug while having your A-Hole licked
He liked the way she was dead bugging him
by D-Lvli October 7, 2017
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dead franklin

Noun: an online cyberbully who creates multiple accounts in order to troll multiple people at once
My Facebook account isn't doing to well, I've got a dead franklin
by Shady dave May 26, 2016
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Dead Mouse

A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).
“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”

“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
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Dead bitches

They are dead
Hey look u you apart of dead bitches , oh shi-
by Bigbadussy2000 October 20, 2021
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dead week

the week after the actual dead week (full of end of chapter tests and projects) because you were too busy and occupied to feel dead
The exams during dead week aren't as deadly as all the stress that had accumulated but not relieved from the past week.
by indecisive pseudonym April 8, 2022
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