anorexia brain

A process where your brain does dumb reckless shit that you probably have no recollection of, due to an anorexia episode.

“Remember when you kissed your Cousin Tom Last Christmas?” “Anorexia brain fr”

by P00pyp0opypo0 January 21, 2023

Jäger Brain

When you are doing something so stupid people think you're drunk on Jägermeister

Jäger Brain Meister

by RoseRed669 January 27, 2023

Artificial Brain Hosting

Artificial Brain Hosting: The process of transplanting a human brain into an artificially generated body created through computer algorithms and advanced technologies. This process aims to extend human lifespan and enhance physical abilities beyond biological limitations.

The idea of artificial brain hosting has sparked much debate among scientists and ethicists as it blurs the lines between human and machine.

by Phieyl February 4, 2023

David Brain

A guy that does exactly what he’s told to do by his friends. Takes what he’s told as the absolute truth, and then makes shit tier memes about others

Bro, just because Ted told you something, doesn’t make it true. Don’t be a David Brain

by David Black February 4, 2023

dojo brain

CTE brought on from hundreds of Tae Kwan Do kicks to the head.

Bob should have never taken up martial arts. He's angry about everything now that he's grown old, a clear symptom of dojo brain.

by anonymous February 8, 2023

Bungle Brain

Bungle Brain is the protracted inability to perform coherent cognitive functions.

Bungle Brain occurs in individuals who smoke Marijuana excessively on a regular basis.

Individuals suffering from Bungle Brain are likely to forget important facts, events and have severely reduced situational awareness, which can be a dangerous hazard.

Ryan smoked so much dope as a teenager he now spends his spare time driving a remote control car around, absolute Bungle Brain.

by TrueFlyingFox February 10, 2023

Brain tingles

Hey, it does tingle! How did you know!?

Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023