boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD

Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD

by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021

anger boner

It’s when you get so angry your dick becomes erect

Man my boss pissed me off so bad I popped an anger boner and everybody looked at me weird

by Lukey bhole December 12, 2021

dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021

Dumpster Boner

A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.

I totally got a dumpster boner when I found these naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in the trash!

by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022

Boner

Divining rod for evil

"I know she was faulty as soon as I got a boner,. Can't have beauty n sanity in the same package."

by MuttLukk November 16, 2022

Rainy Boner

A term to describe people who get really excited when it rains.

Its raining, bet Ichi's got a rainy boner

by Wizardboii August 15, 2021

Boner

Boner is the act of getting erect in a excised. Usually referred in a good way but can also be bad.

Man 1: “aww man ima bout to get laid I have a huge Boner”
Man 2: “sweet”

by Supermerpman July 13, 2021