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Bakery Lady 

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.
I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!
Bakery Lady by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022
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Baker's Dozen 

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.
Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."
Baker's Dozen by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022

Beaner Games

a rather funny YouTube channel featuring a funny dude who makes funny jokes
Yo, Beaner Games dropped a new video!
Beaner Games by beaner games October 20, 2022

Beaver Buzz 

Canadian term used to describe having excess energy
I was having a beaver buzz when I woke up this morning
Beaver Buzz by SmokingSchmidt October 24, 2022

Bakerology 

Bakerology; asking when a job is going to be complete.
"Hey how long do you think the task will take? Im not sure lets use Bakerology to figure it out
Bakerology by Bakerology Student October 25, 2022
The type of woman with a dad who is a construction worker and a crazy step mom and a crazy step mom. A hard worker and a horrible cook. Someone who can teach their kids right and a drinker.
Hey Mr.Baker”
“What year is it?”
Baker by goofgooflaugh October 29, 2022

Beaver Jam 

A term for girl-on-girl intercourse.
"I went over to Jan's house and found she and Cynthia engaged in a full-blown beaver jam. Scissoring, 69, toys... it was awesome."
Beaver Jam by Rick Rudd November 7, 2022