knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold

i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum

by BumStatusYo December 29, 2018

Bum

Shimish0M

"Why you got to be a bum"

by Shimish June 17, 2025

Bum Rum

When you’re bum is leaking rum.

John: i just ate meatloaf and now i need to poo
Kyle: Damn that’s about to give you mad bum rum

by kylematthews June 18, 2023

Bum Hairs

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs

Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs

by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021

Bum Fuck

One who is lazy, has no friends and does not know how to have fun. Cries to their mom anytime someone says no to them and tries to ruin the life of that person.

"Dude I had this bum fuck roommate in college, Alexis Furkioti. She tried reporting me for illegal drugs and alcohol, but failed miserably."

"We all know a bum fuck in our lives"

"Bum fucks get what bum fucks deserve"

"It smells like bum fuck in there because she's a fucking bum fuck"

by merry chrismuh December 12, 2018

bum assery

It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.

I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.

by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021

Ho-bum

Noun; A combination of the word 'hobo' and 'bum'. A person who is any of the following: Lazy, a moocher, a person who doesn't seem to do much.

Allyssa was a total bum, but Michael was a ho-bum.

by ultimatebum September 16, 2011