Kills Bears

Anything that absolutely goes above and beyond to kick-ass!

- Hey man, do u know who Clint Eastwood is?
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!

-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!

by GrizzlySkott May 25, 2011

bear piñata

Also called a bear bag. A sack, usually made from nylon, containing food and hung from a rope over a high tree branch to keep the food from being eaten by a bear overnight while on a backpacking trip. The job of hanging the food is often done badly, especially when hikers are tired, giving bears plenty of chances to get good at taking them down.

After 15 miles on the trail, Dave was too tired to hang the food right and turned our meals for the next three days into a bear piñata.

by Aginghiker April 9, 2023

A Bear

A person who pretends to have close relationships with others, even if they’ve only met a handful of times (or not at all), and frequently guilt-trips people into hanging out with them. The typical "A Bear" thrives on awkwardly inserting themselves into plans and conversations, often claiming they were “totally invited” or making you feel bad for “leaving them out.” They are the undisputed champions of emotional manipulation disguised as friendship.

"Ugh, I wasn’t even planning a party, but 'A Bear' heard about my Friday night and now I feel bad not inviting him."

"We barely know each other, but he’s pulling an 'A Bear' and acting like I’m his best friend from middle school."

"Be careful mentioning plans around her—she’s such 'A Bear' and will guilt-trip her way into it."

Pro Tip: If you encounter 'A Bear,' set boundaries or prepare for a guilt-fueled emotional rollercoaster.

by The ISM 85 January 15, 2025

2 bears 1 cave

2 hairy men Indulging in sexual intercourse while in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears 1 cave? I always come out on top

by The Mottanator 400 December 4, 2023

Lope Bear

(Lo)ve Ho(pe) Bear

A special person who gives you hope and love. who is synonymous to love and hope. he's the person who cares about me so much and fights for me even though he can leave at anytime. He's always in my heart and mind and i would do anything for him. he's the person that makes me laugh when the weather is grey and gives me the greatest present of all, his love. he's the guy i care for with all my heart and hope he knows he means everything to me. that i will always be with him no matter what comes our way. And his wishes will always be fulfilled by me. I will stand by always. I love him always... my lope bear.

Lope bear is so difficult to come across but when you do you will realize you can't live without him. he means everything to you.

by allenedgarpoe July 6, 2010

bear junior

he walks on 4s and he's a youngling , he lives with thy grandmothers

Matthew : did u hear bear junior is com8gn to town
Chase: hell yeah!
Matthew: i'm so glad!!
chase : he's the best dog but he got shipped away 🤭

by len :3 July 13, 2022

Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.

I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.

by TheReplicator March 28, 2022