cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.

Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.

by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023

Boner

What I get when I think of Charli D’Amelio

Guy: Hey look who it is!
Guy 2: Oh no it’s Charli, she gives me a boner.

by 1ts y3 b01 June 3, 2020

Boner

A fan of dani the youtuber, has karlson wihslisted on steam and doesn't talk about the drill

Dani: whats up boners, drink milk, hit Billy and beat your wi-

by Genius_tiefling January 23, 2024

Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.

"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."

by JLLee September 5, 2011

Boner

Adj; To incite happiness and excitement to the degree of minor sexual arousal.

“Boner day we’re having.”
“That was a boner party man.”

by Thaddeus Jigglethighs May 23, 2024

Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you uninvited with a partial and keep mumbling something you can't quite hear

I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. They might just let you chill in the tea room for an extended period to cool off. Reiki Boner

by spacedolfin August 5, 2024