smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

poo mom

A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.

Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!

Y/n: God your such a poo mom!

by Shreksmoonlight05 April 2, 2021

Poo Pant

An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.

person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*

by poo_panter73 July 26, 2021

Poo

Anything that comes from your buthole

Dirty poo- there is so much poo that when you wipe, I goes all over your hands

by Ninconpoop123 May 7, 2019

re poo poo

esfdsfdsfesdfs go die in a hole

re poo poo is a stupid word

by re poo poo in a hole June 6, 2021

Hairy Poo pipe

It’s a place where poofy things escape occasionally out the hole of your poop shoot. Poop shoots only happen if you don’t wax your eyebrows. This way you don’t get dingleberrys.

Gary Gary the Yamaha Fairy is a Hairy Poo Pipe From a hairy poo hole which only squirts accordingly. (Squirtingly) That squirtster!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

POO

POOS ARE FUNNY AND BROWN AND LUMPY

'DONT EAT UR POO'

by POOPOORAARAA123 March 25, 2022