wet

when someone’s too much. like their just too much. everything they do is too much. they talk too much, they did that too much, they do everything in way that is way too much.

isabelly: *rubbing her mf crystals*
aaliyah: ugh bruh she’s so wet the way she’s rubbing them crystals

isabelly: *calls urvarsi (er-var-see) yuvashi (you-va-shee)
urvarsi: bruh why does she get pissed when we call her isabelly but calls me yuvashi. she’s so wet why does she have to give me a nickname anyway

by nia.mp4 June 22, 2021

Wet Logging

A British term for pooping

“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”

by JimFoot January 29, 2019

Wet Zeppole

Cumming on a girls face then blasting her face with a hand full of powdered sugar.

Similar to antiquing.

I nailed this smokeshow the other night and when I pulled out, she let me nail her face with the old Wet Zeppole

by Ccs2233 November 24, 2024

wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture

Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019

spanish wet willie

like a wet willie, but it’s south of the border

dude, Christina is into some freaky shit last night she wanted to give me a spanish wet willie

by supafreeeeak March 12, 2020

wet willie

when you stick your tongue directly in someone’s ear

Betsy gave her sister, Lottie, a wet willie. It was very wet.

by bethjade April 28, 2021

Grabbing a wet can

Grabbing a wet can means to be getting nowhere with what you're doing. It is putting effort into something meaningless, that has no purpose behind it, and no positive outcome.

"What are you doing?"
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."

by Astro333 May 18, 2023