Marc’s Rule

A rule where everybody chugs their first alcoholic beverage of the night.
Cheers guys! WAIT, you have to chug it! Marc’s rule!
by Bigdaddlongpipe July 13, 2018
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The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.
The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.
by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019
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rules 08 & 09

Rules 08 Declares: The Internet is not a safe place and we should always keep an eye on the issue of Web Dating
Rules 09 Declares: If you don't have WhatsApp, It's not a girl, it's a man wanting to take advantage of you
Don't Trust Girls, Lolis Are The Pirigiest, Everyone Knows How To Imitate A Loli Even Me So ALERT!!!
See A Rules 29 & 30
If They Asked You for Dating Ask Whatsapp If She Refuses, Refuse Dating Too
Rules 08 & 09
Rules 29 & 30
by maloca500 January 19, 2023
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Wayman’s Rule

Wayman’s Rule, is the expectation a narcissistic parent should keep that if they severely emotionally abuse a child, or deny their child or teenager personal agency, that parent can expect to one day receive the beating of their lives, resulting in the permanent loss of control of at least one of their limbs.

The loss of limb control embodies a message, emotional abuse is only several steps above sexual abuse in terms of the worst thing you can do with a child or teenager.

For the most severe cases, or in cases where a parent or guardian systemically destroys or compromises a future; it is morally acceptable to break that person neck. Lesser actions include shattering kneecaps, hands, and cracking their skull.

Wayman’s rule is best imposed by the direct victim, but it could be imposed by a close relative with nothing good left to live for. Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule has to overpower all of the people around them, so plan accordingly.

Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule should expect decades of prison time, if not life in prison.

Wayman’s Rule is named after Paul Wayman, a beautiful soul who was emotionally shattered because his mother was selfish he would live a better life than her. He had great positive ambitions which were kept at bay by his own mother’s toxicity. He was chemically castrated by powerful antipsychotic medications which weren’t needed, so his mother and father would have an easier time exercising their narcissistic control urges against him and his sister.
I know of a adult who was emotionally destroyed by his mother, who crafted an image of love and care to outsiders. After realizing this in his 30s, after a long series of uphill battles due to the pain she created in his childhood and adolescence, he imposed Wayman’s Rule on her.
by BreakAndNotKill November 24, 2022
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Fresh Trim Rule

If you get a fresh trim, your friends are allowed to slap you on the back of the head two times each.
An example of the Fresh Trim Rule:
Ay mandem, Michael got a fresh trim.

(Michael gets slapped on the back of the head)
by Keiron is a nonce May 23, 2021
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rule number 3

Let go of the dead, they might come back
Me: "I still see her in my dreams"

Bro: "Dude, get an exorcist. Remember rule number 3"
by WastedOrphans April 25, 2024
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bathroom rule

When your in the bathroom and there has to be at least one urinal between the two guys to make sure neither of them is gay.
Richard didn't follow the bathroom rule and I'm pretty sure he's gay
by Rules to live by November 06, 2017
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