parisi

The act of fellating any animal found in the African plains; Giraffe, Zebra, African Elephant, Hyena, Cape Buffalo, etc etc...

The Cape Buffalo bucked and grunted when Christian approached the wild beast with his moist lips and began to Parisi it.

parisi by Matt80 February 11, 2007

Parisi Hands 

A drinking game similar to Edward forty hands, in which you take 3 to 4 beer cans and grab them with both hands. Then a person duct tapes the cans to your hands and you drink the beers.

I wanna get shitfaced tonight, let's play Parisi Hands.

Parisi Hands by TheManHimself45 October 19, 2010

Parisi-ing 

Persistence. When turned down by a female or male, but one does not give in, instead, persists in their adventure. Thy shall not give up.

“Bro she got a boyfriend, but that ain’t gonna stop me. Persistence is key.”
“Ah yes, embrace your inner Parisi-ing. It shall turn out well for you, as it did the patient zero of Parisi-ing.”

Parisi-ing by YTB - Yeah The Boys November 19, 2019

Parisi Rule 

If you do parisi then you are gay.

The Parisi rule states that if you go there you are gay.

Parisi Rule by Justin Fontana January 22, 2019

Luisi parisi 

Big cock eater mf dude, no sex mf, he cock delicious ñam ñam

Luisi parisi

Luisi parisi by Xx_Cockmaster69_xX December 14, 2022

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

Crystal Parasite 

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.

Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.

Crystal Parasite by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020