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road rules

The implied etiquette of driving one is expected to adhere to.
Man, that guy can't drive! He doesn't even know his basic road rules!
by Toraton July 27, 2003
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Rule 37

if it exists, there is porn of it.
Pterodactyl Dinosaur Spermo Plasmoids. Rule 37 man!
by mplapp January 10, 2017
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The Williams Rule

The Williams rule: if the ball hits the floor and hits the ceiling with enough force in a customs rumble rocket league, it will infinity bounce until someone stops it. (Written by VECTOR)
The settings in order for this to take action:
Ball physics: Light
Ball size: default
Ball bounciness: SUPER HIGH
Boost amount: Unlimited
Rumble: None
Boost Strength: 10X
Gravity: Default
Demolish: Default

Respawn time: Default
A way to phrase this would be: HEY I JUST DID THE WILLIAMS RULE
This rule was invented by Mr. Williams
This definition/urban dictionary post was created by Mr. VECTOR
This Rule was created on June 21st at 7:00 pm
If you have any questions contact: (437) 214-1919
by The Williams Rule June 21, 2021
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road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.
Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.
by pat July 13, 2003
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Rules for thee but not for me

Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.
A and B: *Pushes C*

C: *Pushes in self-defense*

A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"

B: "Yeah! Moron!"

C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"

A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"

B: "Haha n00b!"

C: "Rules for thee but not for me."

(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024
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The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)
Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!
by That bitch tree May 14, 2018
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dino rules

Dino Rules means so long as no one else present is capable of physically whooping your ass, rules do not apply.
I was at a gathering and only knew few people so naturally I was minding my business, when a total stranger disrespected me, however, we go Dino Rules so I whooped his ass and moved along.
by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020
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