If white people can't do it

than it was aliens

"hey those Egyptians couldn't of built it, it must of been aliens " says Jim from accounting
"yea i mean If white people can't do it now, it must of been those damn aliens" says Garry from HR

by speedybump October 19, 2019

National Tall People Day

April 3rd, national tall people’s day. That anyone who’s above 6ft gets a kiss from someone who’s below 5’5 for appreciation.

Bro it’s national tall people’s day Nayeli owes you a kiss!

It’s national tall people day stay away!

by Nayeli Husband March 13, 2024

Blanket People

Native American Indians

John knew he was near the Indian reservation, when he saw how many blanket people were in the store that he stopped at.

by runtothewell June 5, 2010

People porridge

Spunk, sperm, spooge, jizz, cum, ejaculate.
Along the same lines of baby gravy.

"Hey baby girl, come gulp down some people porridge"

by janotto1210 April 1, 2020

people cheese

The crust that forms primarily on your cars steering wheel, radio and hvac controls and shifter.

Did you clean all of that people cheese off the steering wheel?

by butt cheese 81 October 28, 2013

Junkyard People

Typically white trash who smoke pall mall reds unfiltered and drink any type of ice beer. Live off of the government and usually have a warrant. Consider McDonald’s going out to eat and the women are usually fucking huge. Catch them at any trailer park and any given weekends are spent at Walmart in the sporting good section. Can’t drive and have no consideration for others. Kids do not do well in school and chew cope.

Friend: What the hell are those idiots doing?

Me: Their junkyard people what do you expect?

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.

Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!

by Mr_Mcmister December 9, 2023