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approximately 27 sobbing horses 

a phrase used describing a very very sad group of people with horse masks on. or they are very very sad furries.
person 1 :"they look like approximately 27 sobbing horses"
person 2 :"yeah it's probably because the horse-masks are not popular anymore"
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The Tennessee Horseshoe 

While performing intercourse on your significant other, you unexpectedly rear like a horse and neigh at the top of your lungs. When he/she questions your horselike antics. In the heat of the moment, you strike her in the head with a horseshoe and eat hay off their unconscious body.
Yee Hah. I just found out dad cheated on me with my sister so I did The Tennessee Horseshoe on Ma'.

Kill 2 horses with 1 rifle 

An easy way to acquire horse meat however it can also mean you are a skilled huntsman and figuratively it mean to get 2 things done at once
Wow Babra you really can kill 2 horses with 1 rifle

YOWZER Brenden you have quite the talent to kill 2 horses with 1 rifle

The Four Horsemen

When a Person or group of people get drunk, high take a tab of acid and Magic Mushrooms or LSD.
Man, Josh ended up half naked in a field after doing the four horsemen.
The Four Horsemen by BaconBuster February 8, 2021

The Ol’ Luke Horsenail 

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.
‘Just attended my Grandad’s funeral.’
Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’

The Four Horsemen

By the last breath the fourth winds blow
Better raise your ears
The sound of hooves knock at your door
Lock up your wife and children now
It's time to wield the blade
For now you've got some company
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With The Four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die
Oh, yeah yeah!
You have been dying since the day you were born
You know it's all been planned
The quartet of deliverance rides
A sinner once, a sinner twice
No need for confessions now
'Cause now you've got the fight of your life
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With The Four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die
Oh, yeah yeah!
Time!
Has taken its toll on you
The lines that crack your face
Famine!
Your body it has torn through
Withered in every place
Pestilence!
For what you had to endure
And what you have put others through
Death!
Deliverance for you for sure
Now there's nothing you can do
So gather 'round young warriors now
And saddle up your steeds
Killing scores with demon swords
Now is the death of doers of wrong
Swing the judgement hammer down
Safely inside armor blood guts and sweat
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With The Four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die
Oh, yeah yeah!
The Four Horsemen by anonymous April 6, 2022