night tree

When a guy gets a unexpected boner late at night.

*Guy wakes up from a nap late at night*
Oh shit bro I got a night tree
Other dude: man me too, night tree

by Sillyfrannie January 6, 2024

night church

When there's a fuck ton of traffic on a Sunday night.

Morgan "Why is there so much damn traffic"
Adam "I don't fucking know; night church?"

by Adam Dabel July 30, 2017

night walking

Prostitution

Jake spends his nights night walking

by Booba55 June 20, 2016

jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.

My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.

by zolabean February 26, 2011

One Night Frand

When you haven’t had sex in a while So you get drunk and Have sex with one of your friends.

Yesterday I had a one night Frand with my bestie. fwbfriendswithbenefitsonenightstandonenightstandsexrelationships

by Dodger87! May 8, 2018

Gayte Night

When you and your bros go out for a date night, but with just your bros. Essentially just you and your bros hanging out having harmless fun. No homo but with love.

John and his friends went out on a "gayte night" last night. Whoah that sounds like fun, what did they do? Oh nothing much they just went out to a movie and ate at a chinese place.

by MexicanBoiLuis May 7, 2018

spite nighting

Revenge sleep procrastination is when people intentionally stay up late to enjoy personal time, even when they know it will negatively affect their sleep. It often happens when individuals feel they have little control over their daily schedules. (Courtesy of the Sleep Foundation). Spite nighting makes this clumsy phrase into a verb.

I had a long day at work and should have gone to bed at my normal time but what do I do instead? stayed up until 3am spite nighting

by Spazmorainski September 20, 2025