crack waxer

there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass
you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer

ignorant, snob, self, self, self
by cider army February 08, 2008
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Making Crack

Dom: Yo want some breakfast?

Sarah: oh you making crack?
by Xx_Dietz_noots_xX September 19, 2021
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Making Crack

Dom: Yo want some breakfast?

Sarah: oh you making crack?
by Xx_Dietz_noots_xX September 19, 2021
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crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.
As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.
by themetalmystic March 12, 2017
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cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.
by Captain Conundrum February 08, 2014
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Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.
"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"
by Micheal Seagram March 20, 2020
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Wishbone Crack

When the glutes are so sculpted, the top of the butt crack splits into a V-shape, resembling an inverted wishbone
by dmarquee November 05, 2019
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