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emo hair

Emo Hair - There is a long story behing emo hair. I will tell it if u dont mind. Some random suicidal kid was to chicken shit to kill himself. So he was always telling the people near him how he felt. He let his hair grow long then one day decided to go get it cut. He sat down in the barbers chair and started telling his storys. The barbor after the first cut got tired of his crapie stoies so he gouged out his eyes with the sizors. The barbor continued to cut the boys hair blind. And that is how emo hair came about. :P
OMG look at that dudes emo hair. well there goes another good barber.
by J_Man420_69 September 10, 2009
mugGet the emo hairmug.

Howdy Hair

The resurgence of the wavy in the back Mullet hairstyle . Predominantly wore by high school aged fans of Country and Western lifestyle and fashion.
WTF ? Did the rodeo just let out or what ? I've never seen this place packed with dudes all sporting "Howdy Hair"
by Dfdubmountain November 9, 2020
mugGet the Howdy Hairmug.

jack manifolds hair

jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)
“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude”
“yes edwardton”
opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
“manibald”
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch”
“agreed”
by homify / pissify April 28, 2022
mugGet the jack manifolds hairmug.

Jesus Hair

1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.

2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.
1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?

Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.

2.

Person A: What do I need to make said potion.

Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
by red circle July 23, 2025
mugGet the Jesus Hairmug.

Pineapple Hairs

The saying of the top of a pineapple, as seen on the new bikini bottom video by Anix. Of course This is a word.
eww! those Pineapple Hairs looks Old
by I'M A REAL G H O S T June 16, 2020
mugGet the Pineapple Hairsmug.

blue haired bagel

An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.
Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
mugGet the blue haired bagelmug.

Hair Pony

When someone makes a valid point in a conversation.
J: “makes a valid point
K: that’s hair pony!
by Hairpony4life January 6, 2021
mugGet the Hair Ponymug.

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