National Ass Slap Day

On April 25th, 2018. YOU have to Slap he/she ass, no matter how close you are with the person
Slap the person Ass on National Ass Slap Day
by X8x8x8x8x8xskwkc April 25, 2018
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Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.
I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.
by TMaq February 07, 2010
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The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped
Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"
by Josh Pimpington November 16, 2007
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bare bottom slap-off

An activity where two men stand side by side, and take turns slapping each other on the ass as hard as possible.
Russ: You are an asshole!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a bare bottom slap-off!
Russ: It's on like donkey kong!
Chris: Let me get on my ass-less chaps first!
by Der Red Baron September 01, 2006
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Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5
Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here
by UpliftAura November 07, 2019
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Slap the fuck outta you

To slap someone so hard that they become reproductively unsound and unable to perform sexually.
"Next time I see you, me and you are gonna have a heart to heart and I'm gonna slap the fuck outta you"
by Carl_Spackler May 28, 2016
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Do you want a slap?

Do you want a slap? - Figure of speech, said to emote a feeling of frustration. Similar figures of speech are "Are you on crack?"
1. Used when someone is acting out of control.
2. When someone is not acting themselfs.
1. Why are you burning napkins in a restaurant? Do you want a slap? Whats wrong with you.
2. Thats not like you to steal from your friends mother. Do you want a slap?
by Emma Robertson September 07, 2005
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