Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022

ham sandwiched

When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.

‘I got absolutely ham sandwiched last night’

by thisiserin June 29, 2018

Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.

I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!

by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020

Bum Sandwich

Something that is already shitty but can get considerably more shitty. A Bum Sandwich has the ability to produce its own shit and thus is worse than a shit sandwhich. It can fart or shit directly in your face.

Remember not to eat a Bum Sandwich, they cause bad breath.

The Pandamic is a Bum Sandwich.

by Nobody and No-one August 6, 2021

Toasted Sandwich

The Australian term for a grilled sandwich, typically a cheese and ham toasted sandwich but it can have many other variations. Such as plain cheese, cheese and tomato, etc.

Sometimes a Toasted Sandwich is just nicknamed a Toastie. It's usually something very, very yummy to eat.

Person 1: Dude, that toasted sandwich was delicious.

Person 2: What'd you have?

Person 1: Cheese and ham.

Person 2: Nice.

by dsKittiCie June 3, 2018

Caribbean Chicken Sandwich

The intimate act of sounding with a chicken bone while violently iglooing oneself. One will then proceed to extract any fluids created during the process and put them onto a raw chicken sandwich.

Dude did you hear that this kid made a Caribbean Chicken Sandwich?

Yes dude, they're insane!

by Box Wrld December 25, 2024

Sloppy Sandwich

When you lowkey want to bang ur best friends ex

Sarah really wants to see Jake tonight. But her bff Kelly just saw him last week. Sarah is serving a sloppy sandwich

by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025