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The 'Ol Stretcheroo

When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .
Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.
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end up in a stretcher

did you see that nigga end up in a stretcher
by notarealnigga December 20, 2018
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National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.
Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?
by Mitlander May 9, 2020
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Streets ahead

"the restaurant is streets ahead of its local rivals"
by Pussyfan73 August 3, 2021
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the streets

in jail, a place less commonly referred to as 'the outside.' apparently where you lived before you came to live there, whether you lived in a house or not.
"yo nigga, i used to know yo ass on the streets"
by Zoe The Dawg May 2, 2010
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Stree' Sla'

aka sla; vernacular used mainly in the Oakland of Pittsburgh; the end of every word is dropped
Sla' i' tha lan' spo' a' tha Pl'hou'= Street Slang is the language spoken at the Playhouse; To' i' tha ho' mana'= Todd is the house manager
by Bo'Mana' June 6, 2003
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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!
by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007
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