Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 28, 2023

Undercooked potato

Meaning someone looks like total sh!t

Dang McKenzie , I look like an undercooked potato today !

by @kenzleigh November 6, 2016

Potato

Something so fucking hot it's a god

Im fucking hawt HAWT POTATO HAWT POTAO

by ~~ Uranus ~~ July 28, 2018

Potato

Something you kick like a soccer ball

Boy 1: bro kick me the potato
Boy 2:Ok!

by Thatpotato911 October 20, 2020

Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise

Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.

by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022

Baked potato

When youre face fucking a girl and she vomits all over your dick then she puts a condom on it to let it bake then she takes it off and keeps giving you a good succ

I want a baked potato tonight!

by Samsungwasher October 28, 2017

baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018