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Potato Monkey

Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".
"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1
by Yee_Enjoyer June 18, 2024
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Potato Meap

throbbing Meaty Torp Gobbler or Goated DD (Dick Destroyer) gunboat commander.
by DinosaurSlayer55 July 22, 2024
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Hot Potato

This term is used to describe someone who has 'verbal diarrhea', speaks fast without breaks, and usually has speech that is discombobulated, hard to understand, or difficult to hear;

Someone who is speaking so fast, as if they have a hot potato in their mouth that they are trying to cool down;

When a person sounds like they have a hot potato in their mouth;

When a person is trying to talk with their mouth full, but there is nothing in their mouth;

It sounds like gibberish speech.
That person is hot-potatoing...

"Stop hot-potatoing!"

"You are hot-potatoing again!"

Why did you hot potato?

"Speak properly - I can't hear you with all that hot-potatoing..."
by Aamich July 29, 2024
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Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"
by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024
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Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.
I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato
by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023
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Sack of Potatoes

A name for a massive ball sack and balls
Guy one: My sack and balls are huge. It's like a sack of potatoes!
by Doug Dougerson January 16, 2023
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poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023
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