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pussy spider

A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.
George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.
pussy spider by Shit Wizard March 26, 2009

Pussy Pause 

The act of pausing a competitive video, board or other game in order to attempt to gain pussy, often to the disdain of other players.
*In the middle of intense Super Mario Strikers*
Real Man: Yo I'm about to strike a fucking goal on your side.
Horney Douchecunt: Wait gotta text from mah' bitch.
*Pussy Pause*
Real Man: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I WAS ABOUT TO STRIKE A GOAL!
Horney Douchecunt: Shut the fuck up I'm trying to fuck this ho.
Pussy Pause by Play-Doh Plato September 29, 2010

Pussy button 

Another word for "clitoris". Gets a girl to do whatever you want her to do. Otherwise known as a "fun button".
Guy 1: "How do I turn her on?"
Guy 2: "Just play with her pussy button bro!"

or

"She has a nice pussy button. It's f*cking huge!"
Pussy button by fuckmehard;) December 29, 2011

pussy squeak 

When a vagina squeaks during intercourse.
Her vagina was as tight as a fiddle. When Trump inserted his 17 inch fake dick into the tight pussy it did a pussy squeak. Trump left the fake dick in the Oval Office.

Pussy Fart 

Air that releases during from a pussy
Person 1:HUMP ME!FUCK ME.FUCK ME.FUCK.PUT IT IN MY PUSSY
Person 1: *pussy farts*
Pussy Fart by ilikeitlikethat21 November 10, 2018

pussy poacher 

Did you see Lisa's new haircut? She looks like a real pussy poacher!
pussy poacher by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005