Penis Garage

A whores vag which is good for nothing else but storing a penis, and its forth-comming cum/junk.

1: dude where do you store your shit?
2: in that dirty whores penis garage!!!
1: ooooooooh snap

by kayla292929 December 31, 2008

socialable penis

a classy penis a penis that loves to sit down with a wine and have a chat

"wow your socialable penis can hold a really good convosation"

"may i have another glass of wine socialable penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Tie penis

A tie that goes under your shirt and out, if you wear a jumper over your shirt and tie and your tie hangs below your jumper its a tie penis, most common with yr 7s in fact i can pick 7 a day.

Ah for god sake nich you have a tie penis!!!

by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp January 17, 2010

penis cookie

The new term for teabagging in the Halo world. Instead of asking, "How do my nuts taste?", when teabagging, one can say, "Take that penis cookie!"

Guy 1 kills Guy 2 in Halo and teabags him.
Guy 1 : How does that penis cookie taste?
Guy 2 : Damn, I can't fit it all in my mouth at once.

by kenster421 October 20, 2008

Penis Check

When a man needs sexual gratification off his woman, he asks for a penis check. The woman is instructed to play with his balls, feeling for any abnormalities, then after wank the penis to ensure that is fine. If the woman refuses to do the check then the man can use a guilt trip and say. "Your checking for testicular cancer."

Man "Hey babes i need a penis check its Sunday night."
Woman "Not now."
Man "You dont want me to get cancer now do you?"

by ajax1111 November 12, 2011

penis period

blood that appears on the penis, several months after pink sliping

agh: shit, my boyfriend had a penis period last weekend

by masterofrpg March 24, 2004

penis leach

one who wont get off my dick.

i got some good shit and now my cousin josh is a penis leach.

by mclout October 6, 2009