2020 hair

long shaggy-looking haircut, like you’ve been isolated for months and all the barbers and salons are closed.

Damn, Tiffany. You got some 2020 hair today, go fix yourself or put on a hat.

by beewalks January 9, 2021

hair trim

when you shave your pubic hair to the point where its short enough to see the vulva and labia

My lesbian girlfriend wants me to get a hair trim so she can see my pom pom

by tory borty November 8, 2013

A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

hair brush

It is a hair brush to brush your ugly terrible hair!

Pass me the hair brush!

by Hazzahdictionary June 27, 2022

Hair Pie

Hairy pussy or just some chick that you call hair pie

He said I he wants me to shave my hair pie

by Cheddaaa December 17, 2020

Hedgehog Hair

When you get a fresh trim and the back of your hair feels spikey

Your Mates: Did you finally go to the barbers?
You: Yea, I got the Hedgehog Hair again

by FloppaUrbanDictionary August 31, 2021

Pubic hair

n. Organic dental floss

There's nothing worse than getting a pubic hair in your sandwich.

by anonymous April 29, 2022