May 11th

my bad ass bitch self was born this day so anyone else born this day is pretty/handsome/beautiful and should love themselves no matter what

person 1: woah they are a baddass bitch
person 2: yeah they must have been born may 11th

by <star3 July 20, 2022

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someone/something who or what is very attractive to the eye and it/she may have an 'upside' effect on your genitals because of how sexually attractive it/she. is.

random dude: omg wtf my dicks just gone erect
me: ugh prolly js erin again
erin: why are u in my bed again i forgot
me: bc im ur bby
erin-mai

by Your leng leng fiance November 15, 2023

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An extremely rare and complicated break in your finger. It’s like a Jersey Finger Injury only worse. Instead of one tendon being ruptured there are two dislocated tendons (The Distal Phalange and Intermediate phalange to be specific) and a broken bone above the distal phalange. It’s so rare of an injury it didn’t have a name until now.

I had to have surgery to fix my Hannah May Finger.

by HannahMayW March 26, 2022

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May 12th devin and lexi

National bury your face in you girlfriend’s soapy titty day

May 12th devin and lexi

Today is the only day where you can put your face into some soapy tittys
Me- hey guess what
Her- what😒
Me- lemme bury my face in those soapy tittys
Her- tf
Me- it’s national bury my face into your soapy tittys day
Her-ugh fine

by Devin and lexi May 9, 2022

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