May 20th

Self-parm day. Everyone stops harming themselves and makes a nice Parmesan sandwich.

Girl 1: Hey, it’s may 20th! You know what that means?
Girl 2: No, what is it?
Girl 1: *hands Parmesan sandwich*

by luka<3 July 15, 2022

May 20th

National Ask someone that you are kinda friends with out day.not your crush just a friend

Hey you know how it’s may 20th ?wanna be my boyfriend

by Fuckablists May 19, 2021

may 20th

slap any grace in the face no matter what and they can do anything about it!

person 1: “hey grace do you know what day it is?”
grace: “may 20th! aka my birthday of course”
person 1: “nope! national slap grace day!” *slaps*

by daddycumlord6954 January 21, 2021

may 20th

national slap grace day!!

person 1: “omg grace it’s may 20th! do you know what day it is!?”
person 2: “my birthday?”
person 1: “no it’s national slap grace day!” *slaps*

by daddycumlord6954 January 21, 2021

Raymond mays middle school

Raymond mays middle school,a place where band people are athletic and smart. The hoes are fucking racist but will still fuck any guy. The athletic people are actually smart,and the student council are a bunch a lonely fucks and popular kids.

Raymond mays middle school should be a place where I can become rich in a matter of seconds.

by LIL ADRIIIIIII August 11, 2018

19 May

The begging of a rollercoaster ride for two gods,a begging of a love story.

A green haired girl felt in love with a tall mofo

19 May

by 19_surfer curse_19 August 01, 2022

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 30, 2024