Lowneying

The act of trying to jack off secretly in public but everyone can see it

Bro this freaky ass N**** is Lowneying again

by anonymous October 23, 2025

Lowneying

The act of trying to be sneaky and jerking off in class but your not sneaky at all

Bro this freaky ass N***** is Lowneying AGAIN in English

by Big epistein October 23, 2025

Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’

Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.

by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025

LOWERCASE

A TYPE OF LETTER NOT BEING USED IN THIS DEFINITION

"TEXT LOOKS LIKE IT'S SHOUTING IF YOU DON'T USE LOWERCASE LETTERS"

by Robiginal November 17, 2025

lowkenuinely

genuinely and lowkey

there was lowkenuinely nothing i could’ve done

by James Jamesington November 26, 2025

Lowkenuinely

“Lowkenuinely” is the shorter way of saying “Low-key” and “Genuinely” at the same time without saying both individually.

“Yo! I lowkenuinely think your parents are siblings type shi cause you missing a few up there.”

“ Nice fit jit! shi calm but I lowkenuinely need to stack by my lonely to cop new LV with the Balenci”

“ Sorry dude I think I lowkenuinely put yo grandma’s ashes in the wood thinking shi grabba. Sorry twin.”

by R1g0r0usR1g4t0n1 November 27, 2025

Lowkenuinely

“Lowkenuinely” is “Low-Key” and “Genuinely” put together.

“Nice fit jit! I lowkenuinely need to stack by my lonely to cop that new LV with the Balenci!”

“Yo I’m so sorry dude I lowkenuinely used your grandma’s ashes in the wood thinking it was grabba trynna spark splif. My fault twin.”

“Are your parents lowkenuinely siblings? Cause I think you’re missing a few up there.”

by R1g0r0usR1g4t0n1 November 27, 2025