Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.

Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.

by CocoPapa November 11, 2025

Dragon Lettuce

Another word for foreskin, the extra skin that is around a penis.

bro 1“Yo he’s got Dragon Lettuce!”
bro 2 “well is it washed atleast?”
bro 1 “idk bro go check”

by Colorado Campfirer November 13, 2025

The Dragons

When a guy drags their testiculars across someones forehead.

Oh dang Tommy just gave Taylor The Dragons.....

by Bildo Draggins December 3, 2025

Hood Dragon

A beautiful, intelligent, and influential female who is encountered while operating within the drug trade or street economy. Far from being a mere accomplice, she becomes an essential asset. She possesses an innate business acumen that helps increase sales and efficiency, while also imparting crucial, practical lifelong lessons about loyalty, self-reliance, and survival that extend far beyond the drug game. She acts as both a partner and a mentor.

"Ever since I linked up with my Hood Dragon, my operation has been running smoother and my margins are up 50%; she sees the big picture."

by Bigf00t405 December 5, 2025

Dragon Roll

The act of performing oral sex on one’s self, taking on the appearance of a coiled up dragon

I was ready to get spicy with my husband last night but he was already in a dragon roll when I got home

by Waallaaby December 22, 2025

Double-end Dragon

When you fart,shit,puke or burp at the same time

"My dad was sick and he did a Double-end Dragon"

by Lazerrex420 December 26, 2025

Chinese Milk Dragon

A consensual sexual practice involving adult partners in which anal penetration is achieved using a prosthetic device designed to release a liquid substance, specifically lacteal fluid in order to symbolically replicate the physiological function of male ejaculation.
Must be between two Asian women

we had a nasty chinese milk dragon last week, you should've seen it!

by soup18 December 31, 2025