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garble d gook

My bed was soaking wet with garble d gookafter a long ass garble
by crabbie420 February 8, 2009
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S today's D

S, short for suck and D, short for dick. Literally means, to suck on (or off) the male private part belonging to the current day. More commonly, it is an metaphorical expression that defines ones disinterest toward the necessary tasks or obligations (work, school, studying, hw) one must complete in the day afoot. Usually a mental note to self, as opposed to a statement.
Everyday I wake up to my crappy life, with my crappy dead end job, drink a cup of crappy bobo brand coffee and sigh (thinking, time to S today's D)
by likeascreename? February 28, 2010
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√°®d %£N°

praise √°®d %£N°
omg, it's √°®d %£N°
by coolwhip223 February 10, 2020
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d(o_o)b

d(o_o)b
by me1237 January 11, 2010
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J D Salinger

J D Salinger Jerome David Salinger is an American Author who has passed into legendary status due to his works, The Catcher In
The Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey etc.

his work centres around disaffection, rebellion, Zen, philosophy and the fictional Glass family. Young children are often seen to offer salvation to those corrupted by the world.

His legendary status is also confirmed by his withdrawal from the publishing world around forty years ago. He has not published any work since this time and currently lives in Cornish, New Hampshire, in a house reported to be full of floor-to-ceiling cabinets containing unpublished works. Attempts to discover more about Salinger have always ended in failure. He just doesn't want people to know!
Over-enthusiastic literature student: "I'm gonna go meet my hero, J D Salinger!"

Jaded yet horny literature professor: "Shut up I'm trying to take advantage of the trust and respect of my female students to get them into bed."
by Zyggy June 8, 2007
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D-T-F

"dude, im gonna get laid! shes D-T-F!"
by oisuxx October 23, 2007
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Sunny-D and rum

An alcoholic beverage consisting of half-and-half Sunny Delight and your favorite rum.
Sunny-D and rum
Yum yum
It's a flavor I just thought of
It's so good I can't get enough
Woah Sunny-D and rum
Yum yum
by urfuckingnightmare October 17, 2010
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