cock watcher

A guy who always stares at other people at the gym like he wants to fight them and/or molest them.

Dude, I can't even work out right now because I have about 6 cock watchers staring me down.

by Alfanooooooo June 10, 2010

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Cock Stomp

3. A situation wherein an underdog, overcomes the favored party/parties.

Example:

Person A: Hey B, did you go the the Karate tournament?

Person B: Yeah, That first degree blackbelt Cock Stomped the other school when he beat both their third degree blackbelts.

by Mrpoppins007 July 4, 2010

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Similar to the stock market, the cock market tracks the value of a man's cock. A bearish cock market suggests the value of your cock is quite low, while a bullish cock market means that your cock is very valuable. Supply and demand play a huge role in determining cock prices. The higher the demand, the greater the price.

Example 1
Joe: Since he started going out with Carly, Damon only has one consumer for his cock.
Steve: That lack of demand means he's going to take a hit in the cock market.
Example 2
Andrew: Damn, every girl wants his cock right now.
Sam: He's doing insane in the cock market recently.

by alexaria2800 November 6, 2010

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