Twisted Cock

When a man gets his penis twisted around 360 degrees and it actually rips the skin around the shaft

what the fuck Elane you gave me a twisted cock

by gunthr53 January 14, 2009

Cock Stomp

3. A situation wherein an underdog, overcomes the favored party/parties.

Example:

Person A: Hey B, did you go the the Karate tournament?

Person B: Yeah, That first degree blackbelt Cock Stomped the other school when he beat both their third degree blackbelts.

by Mrpoppins007 July 4, 2010

denim cock

The bump a pair of jeans creates that give the appearance of a boner, or denim cock.

"Have you seen John's boner?" "No, that is just his denim cock"

by MercsInc September 10, 2009

hairy cock

what i told your dad last night. i shat on his face

i said to my step bro "hey, your dad has hairy cock"

by very hairy jerry January 5, 2021

Holiday cock

The phenomenon of ones genitalia being larger and generally more relaxed whilst on holiday, particularly in warmer climates.

"I was surprised when i went to pee today, I had holiday cock and it is freezing out"

by okeloon December 16, 2008

swan cock

when a chick is suckin u off and ur sitting down she has her neck bent 90 degrees and only bobbing her head up and down like a swan. get her to make funny noises to enhance the experience

hey Zaka, does she give good head man?

bro, she swan cocked me whole man, choked n shit.

by crackinfats January 7, 2009

Cock Bombing

When you take a picture of your junk and send it to unsuspecting people, friends, colleagues, strangers, etc via Text Message/Email

To bomb someone with your cock.

Brett Favre with free time continues to drop bombs to open receivers, unluckily for them, its a cock-bomb.

Brett Favre has been cock bombing people over the last few yrs.

by theminx666 January 24, 2011