A child and or infant whom lusts for crack Rock and will do anything to get it. This often results in muggings, sexual favors, or possibly even organized hits on other Crack babies. The crack baby will stop at nothing to get it's fix.
Yo you see that lil' crack baby down the street? Asked me for a bottle of juice and a snickers bar. Trippin.
by FackFaceMcgee September 17, 2012
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Gaby was surprised to push out a brown baby after thinking she was 9 months pregnant.
Gaby was surprised to push out a brown baby after thinking she was 9 months pregnant.
by BlackPhantom December 25, 2011
Get the Brown Baby mug.1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
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by Mark September 6, 2004
Get the Muppet baby mug.Always the youngest in her crew. Baby Slave is who you call if you need something done. Her job is to be the slave to her superiors. Although she is their slave, she is one of the best in the crew. They treat her with love and respect, unless she refuses to run errands. Baby Slave's obligations include making meals, especially Hangover Breakfast, getting items nobody else feels like going to get, and being the naive student to the ways of her elders.
"I feel like shit. Drank wayyy too much last night."
"I wish there was somebody to make us breakfast."
"Call Baby Slave. She'll do it."
"I wish there was somebody to make us breakfast."
"Call Baby Slave. She'll do it."
by AA of HLD January 31, 2007
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Guy1: Have you seen Baby Ariel new song . I wish I was on a date with her and she sang this song to me
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Get the Baby Ariel mug.Completely fictional creatures invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.
For absurd definitions see crack baby.
For absurd definitions see crack baby.
Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
by jazzriff October 14, 2005
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A person who consumes the flesh of babies en masse for fun or nourishment, usually eating them whole without chewing in the Boy's Bathroom.
A person who consumes the flesh of babies en masse for fun or nourishment, usually eating them whole without chewing in the Boy's Bathroom.
by Gomz'z January 5, 2005
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