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banana texte

The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.
I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!
by PlaceReporter99 March 11, 2023
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BANANA

THIS MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT BEATS ALL THE OTHER FRUITS THIS YELLOW ASS PUSSY PEELING SHIT WILL MAKE U HORNY AS SHIT AND MAKE YOUR PENIS GROW 5 INCHES SO EAT A MOTHERFUCKING BANANA
1.Some guy: how can i make my dick bigger?
2.Guy with big cock:EAT A MOTHERFUCKING BANANA BOY AND YO DICK WILL GET BIG
by BIG POOPY BUTTHOLE October 14, 2017
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Banana

An object more powerful than a dildo, perfect for shoving up your ass and keeping it there or for sucking on it violently for five hours straight.
"Hey, do you want a banana?"
"Sure"
"Okay, here you go"
(The sounds of sucking then occur)
by I like bitches November 17, 2020
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Ground banana

Vertically challenged banana variety that grows close to the ground on vines.
Those are some mighty fi e ground bananas you got there.
by SEFICO April 19, 2021
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half oreo banana

When a person of darker persuasion either bangs or pegs another person of lighter persuasion whilst the person being banged or pegged is also sucking off someone that is garbed in banana attire. Something of a Creole&Caribbean meets North American Mayo situation.
I once tried a half oreo banana. Wasn't half bad.
-Doug Wilson in "WEEDS"
by DroMore February 8, 2021
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Banana

A fruit that is yellow and takes time to mature from green to yellow to eventually black.
Bill:Hey Tod do you like Bananas
Tod:Yea bill you know I also eat apples?
by Limited_JUKES October 21, 2020
mugGet the Bananamug.

banana

a fruit women stick up there pussy to feel pleasure
girl 1 give me that banana for my pussy

girl 2 let me join!
by the rizzler 528467 January 4, 2023
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