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you look like a tall glass of water

The select individual looks really good, hot, tall tan and handsome, sexy, etc
Damn boi, you look like a tall glass of water!

I broke your mom's water 

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.
Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.

Hold Your Water 

Stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.
Ashley: What does that mean to say, "hold your water"?
Francis: It means stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.

Ashley: I saw my bff kissing my bf.
Francis: Omg, hold your water.
Hold Your Water by AshleyandFrank February 10, 2012

maidens water 

the menstral juice from a vagina.
or, a band from woodstock ontario.
I had sex with my girlfreind while she was bleeding and now I have maidens water all over my cock and balls.
Andrew from the band Maidens water, also loves to drink the stuff.
maidens water by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007

bong water tea 

revolutionary tea containing used bongwater invented at Brown St Newcastle Australia. Allows people that cant smoke to get stoned, wihout needing to shell out for any weed.
"Hey Huw, dirnk this bong water tea I made."
"OK."
"How does it taste?"
"Great!"
"Are you stoned?"
"Ahh.. Yeah!"
bong water tea by div November 11, 2004

pluto water 

laxative product ( 4 oz & U would have a big warm dump )
Flying from New York to LA I took 4 oz of pluto water..
when we landed in LA I was arested for sos shit all over the cabin,
they said my butt was in violation of Department of Homeland Security. bsd
pluto water by itichie_nocanpo September 11, 2006