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Top Pokie

The best you can get of anything.
Chester's slidey bridies were top pokie.

That rubs was top pokie.
by Yer Man Here April 27, 2009
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Top Sheep

A girl with purple hair who is just the best at everything, honestly ;)
Person 1: Look, Amys dyed her hair purple!
Person 2: Yeah, I guess thats because shes the top sheep!
by Matt Badcock May 19, 2012
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lazy top

The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".
Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.
by wadelsinsane April 3, 2024
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Top g

Valid, top gangster, top goat, top God. You're protected by a bigger brother basically, accepted into their home unharmed. (not untouched 🏃 ♀️)
by Jimbob Nach0s August 17, 2022
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Top Op

Your top opponent in any capacity (a foe, an enemy, or something you're just annoyed at - like work).
Ugh I can't believe my top op is gonna be at the party tonight. She's so snakey.
by smileyreilly123 May 2, 2025
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Top mush of Doncaster

by The top mush April 8, 2019
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Dip- top

When your balls hang so low they dip in dirty toilet water
I sat on the toilet and dip- topped, my balls dipped in the toilet water
by Familyjwlz44 July 12, 2018
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