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cunt reco

Short for 'cunt recondition' or 'cunt reconstruction'.

A phrase used, more often by those of lower socioeconomic status, to describe the process a woman goes through after a childbirth which results in severe vaginal tearing.
Sharon: "That kid there was trouble to squeeze out I tell ya. Tore me up so bad I ended up with a vagasshole. Had to have a full cunt reco to fix it!"
by TMA-1 March 13, 2009
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Contempt of Cunt

Noun: The passionless crime of neglecting one's vagina. The result is an unkept, fetid, malodorous vagina that is surrounded by tangled mange, often dotted with open oozing sores, and in serious need of douching.
Keyless "That escort had one of the most putrid and polluted pussies I've ever been in the same room with."

Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."

Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."
by Bosh Jurton September 9, 2011
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cunt raddish

huge purple hanging vagina, not asthetically pleasing to the eye
her cunt raddish is bleeding beetroot, or her cunt raddish was seen clearly through her underwear
by badmanAds May 30, 2008
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cunt nose!

someone who you extremely dislike! they don't literally have a cunt on da end of their nose! as this is impossible!
man #1 - come here you fucking wanker!

man #2 - nah, you can go fuck yourself, you smelly little cunt nose!
by sidamon69 September 1, 2005
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Cunt

C: Can't
U: Understand
N: Normal
T: Thinking
Cunt is a great code word don't let it go to waste
by DICKHEAD121 February 27, 2010
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staunch cunt

A staunch cunt is any hardcore dude who walks like hes got a pole up his ass and like his lat muscles are way bigger than what they are so his arms stick out to the side unnaturally. This kind of cunt never smiles, and has no sense of humor, he will attempt to stare anyone and everyone down and is usually ugly and dumb as fuck and was abused as a kid thats why he's mad at the world. A staunch cunt is one of the last remaining cunts who think they are tough by smoking cigarettes.
"Here comes that fucking ugly staunch cunt again"

"Doyle is such a staunch cunt even though you could knock is stupid ginger arse flat with one punch"

"Stop being such a staunch cunt and smile for once you stupid fuck"
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thunder cunt

One of my favorite insults to call someone on the internet and I still need to use it in real life.
To Call someone a thundercunt one must deserve it.
1:Hey you! shut the fucking hell up you turd guzzling ball sack gobbling cum guzzling ass ramming testicle gobbling butt fucking thunder cunt faggot hoe.

Go piss on an electric fence you blasted thunder-cunt
by (Shadow) July 29, 2006
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