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pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.
(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024
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Bear

A fat lard of a man with loads of hair usually gay
by Ohyehacuuuu April 15, 2020
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teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime
"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
by RorosDad February 28, 2025
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Essex Bear

Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022
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Polar Bear

That one overweight white woman that you see desperate black men dating.
"Yo, you see Jakobe's new girl? That one big white girl, she a snow bunny fo' sho"
"Nah bruh, that's a polar bear. 💀"
by Btsabortedchild January 9, 2024
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Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
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Polar Bear

Someone who is white and only finds black people attractive. While the original term for this is “snow bunny”, a Polar Bear is a Plus sized person that fits the snow bunny description
Guy 1: Damn bro this girl a baddie but I got no chance she a whole snow bunny

Guy 2: Bro that ain’t a snow bunny she a whole ass Polar Bear fuckisyoutalkinabout
by BlendedNuggets March 9, 2021
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