Straight Lines

The non famous saying that Arnie dosnt say in the 1980’s classic The Terminator

Hey Dave, is that the one where Arnie says “straight lines” in an Austrian accent.

by Mystikal 234 January 28, 2026

Straight Beaver

Getting head by a girl with huge front teeth

This bih gave straight beaver on my log yesterday

by Mr. WiggelySteel March 3, 2026

Straight

Meaning: fine and or satisfied

“I’m straight, what’s the plans for today.”

“Nah we both straight, don’t worry we good!”

by By Tissann Joy March 19, 2026

straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025

Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.

"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."

by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025

Straight People

People who keep humanity alive and reproduce and have actual flavor in love

LGBTQ Person: "Omg I hate straight people they are so disgusting"
Straight person: "You Were Created by a straight person"

by OFFICIAL RIZZLER March 10, 2025

Straightbaiting

If there is a word "Queerbaiting" for the straights, there should also be one for the gays! Introducing, STRAIGHTBAITING. Where lesbians and gays reunite to bait straights to bring them terror they give for the gays when they bait us.

These are the straightbaiters' objective:

1. To bait the straights
2. Make them say their homophobic thoughts without them realizing that we are straightbaiters
3. Expose their discrimination and feed off their drained soul
And lastly, 4. Convert them to become HOMOSEXUALS

Louisse: Oh my God, I know. I'm so straight. (Little do they know that I'm straightbaiting them BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)

by jasontoddxoxoxo March 12, 2025