"You see, intelligent people think that their intelligence matters but really all that matters is your ability to get people to lie for me and my religion to hide my shame" ~ Dr. JeepJorp
Iam "Wait. Was Dr. JeepJorp here earlier?"
Hym "Yeah, uh, he did the public service announcement. Explaining the anti-theft protocol."
Iam "What!? Where was I!?"
Hym 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. YOU KNOW I can't see while you're not doing the sonar, right? Like it's a problem for you to not be doing that actively right now."
Iam "Shoot. See, that's the problem with the sonar. I am missing all the good stuff while I'm doing that and, now look, I missed Dr. JeepJorp. This lame."
Hym "I'm fully aware of how 'lame'it is but I also need to see. Soooo....."
Iam 😑 "............ Boong.... Boong.... Boong..."
Hym "There it is. Sweet sweet vision... Kind of... *sigh* that's the good stuff. Alright. What were we talking about? Intelligent people?"
Hym "Yeah, uh, he did the public service announcement. Explaining the anti-theft protocol."
Iam "What!? Where was I!?"
Hym 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. YOU KNOW I can't see while you're not doing the sonar, right? Like it's a problem for you to not be doing that actively right now."
Iam "Shoot. See, that's the problem with the sonar. I am missing all the good stuff while I'm doing that and, now look, I missed Dr. JeepJorp. This lame."
Hym "I'm fully aware of how 'lame'it is but I also need to see. Soooo....."
Iam 😑 "............ Boong.... Boong.... Boong..."
Hym "There it is. Sweet sweet vision... Kind of... *sigh* that's the good stuff. Alright. What were we talking about? Intelligent people?"
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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Hym " It doesn't matter what other people think' is probably the most solipsistic thought you can have. I need a theory name for my solipsism thing... OH! Religious blight theory. That'll be what it's called. Until they think you're a pedophile. Until they think they can get away with robbing you. Until they murder your kids. And then that will be the only then that matters."
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Hym " 'Terrible people' is subjective term that presupposes that you're the good one. If there are 'consequences' to exercising your rights then you don't have rights! And I'm well aware of the distinction between harassment and free speech you're just upset I mentioned your son thatcher (which is a stupid fucking name you're practically begging for him to be bullied and I'm going to call him Margaret from now on). But, no. Full of shit. And a hypocrite. Andrew Tate existed because you would rather have him exist and suceed than have Hym exist and suceed. Your condemnation of him if FAKE. You're a fraud. You're religion is a lie that serves no purpose other than to allowed terrible people to feel better about themselves though a whole-sale denial of reality and if THIS is the kind of shit you are doing to people then YOU DESERVE ALL OF THE CHILD MURDER! The school shooters are correct!"
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