by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar
"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"
by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024
It's the word.
Don't you know about the bird? Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
by evil turtle 8001 October 24, 2020
by papa con June 16, 2020
Skippy looked up Chloes skirt and got a good look at her bird. He thought about it later when he was alone and playing with his bird.
by phna May 05, 2015
the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.
okay let's start over.
can we?
i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
okay let's start over.
can we?
i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.
by chris doan January 09, 2005