Monstarz

A very strange clothing most commonly bags which are covered in cartoon animals which have been given the appearance of monsters, this can also be used to describe someone who is deformed or ugly.

e.g. Did you see that girl at the pary last night, she was such a MONSTAR./ or for ore then one did you see those two MONSTARZ in the cinemas.

by Cherry123 September 22, 2007

mansterous

Adjective used in describing women with unusually large body parts that could resemble a man's; Namely hands and feet.

Wow! Your girlfriend is hot, except for those mansterous hands.

by tncg August 3, 2008

Mansterbation

1. Male form of masterbation
2. Jerking off
3. Whacking off
4. Beating it
5. Jacking off

Our police records show that you were arrested yesterday for public mansterbation.

by osiz February 8, 2010

Momstead

A man with skin sooooo dark that if you were to turn out the lights, he would disappear. Also, someone who joins your circle of friends at college and becomes the "mother."

"Your mom's not at school with you so I have to ask you how your day was!"
"But your my friend, not my Momstead!"

by WhatWhatInTheButttt April 20, 2010

MonStar Weapon

A person who is a fan of Lady Gaga, Jeffree Star, and Semi Precious Weapons. <3

I am a MonStar Weapon, and if Jeffree Star, Lady Gaga, and Semi Precious Weapons were all in one room with me, I think I would die of sheer excitement.

by JustMyCrazySelf November 16, 2010

Monstache

A monstache is a giant, possibly scary, mustache.

Shawn - Look at that guy's huge mustache!
Zack - No dude, that's a monstache! RUN!l

by JZ7 May 16, 2011

monotesticalvaginitis

when somebody is to much of a pussy to go on a big ride at an amusement park

John: MJ, did you go on kingda ka yet?

MJ: Nah im too scared

John: Looks like someone has monotesticalvaginitis today!

by solonggayboyz July 30, 2011